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Ravenclaw Represent!
  in the common room.
</description><title>Like a rhino, not easily offended.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @offendedrhino)</generator><link>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I finally saw Star Trek: Into Darkness. That means it's safe to come back to tumblr, right?</title><link>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/50777036333</link><guid>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/50777036333</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 21:55:16 -0400</pubDate><category>Star Trek</category><category>tbd</category></item><item><title>I survived. And maybe, just maybe I'll get to finally get to say I'm living the dream as a zookeeper.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Fingers crossed.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/48944133718</link><guid>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/48944133718</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 15:02:27 -0400</pubDate><category>tbd</category></item><item><title>So that job I applied for a few weeks ago?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Yeah, I have an interview for it tomorrow.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;At least I’m getting looked at this time! Then again, so are three of my coworkers and several interns. I’m crossing everything I get it, but realistically, I’m not sure I have a fighting chance.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Either way, fingers crossed! It’s my first big girl interview, so to speak, where I’m interviewing for my dream job.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/48895507272</link><guid>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/48895507272</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:18:58 -0400</pubDate><category>zoo</category><category>zoological career</category><category>zookeeper</category><category>interview</category><category>job</category></item><item><title>Currently watching an Emu recover after sedation. No one else is around. I feel like a badass.</title><link>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/48201199158</link><guid>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/48201199158</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:38:55 -0400</pubDate><category>zoo</category><category>zoological career</category><category>zoological field</category><category>emu</category><category>comatt</category><category>job</category><category>work</category><category>career</category><category>life is wonderful</category></item><item><title>Spent a little extra time with my favorite girl today.

To hear...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4ad1acbf5df75ebf3a4217c52656193/tumblr_ml4jcpaKhq1qc2i4uo1_r2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Spent a little extra time with my favorite girl today.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;To hear one if our education keepers say, “That bird completely adores you!” when I’ve never heard any of them say it to any other fellow educator or docent prior? When it isn’t the first time my relationships with many of our education animals have been praised?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Hot fucking damn, it makes me feel good, tumblr. I’m GOOD at what I do.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/47758743971</link><guid>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/47758743971</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 00:06:49 -0400</pubDate><category>zoo</category><category>zoological field</category><category>zoological career</category><category>zoological educator</category><category>life</category><category>job</category><category>career</category><category>parrot</category><category>lilac crowned amazon parrot</category><category>life is wonderful</category><category>instagram</category><category>mobile photo</category><category>mobile post</category></item><item><title>Applied for another vacancy at my zoo. There are three positions needing to be filled and they seem...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Applied for another vacancy at my zoo. There are three positions needing to be filled and they seem to not be considering anyone internal for any of them. It kills me, because my latest job is IN the animal department. I should be a shoe in for any vacancy, but a change in management, high up, has kept it from happening that anyone inside the zoo, intern, employee, or volunteer, gets a shot.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You have no idea how frustrating it is to watch keepers get hired who don&amp;#8217;t have an attachment to the zoo come in and get hired when I&amp;#8217;ve been at my zoo nearly three years.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#8217;m whiny tonight, tumblr. But I&amp;#8217;m absolutely gutted that I can&amp;#8217;t make one job turn into another.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/47669535798</link><guid>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/47669535798</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:09:14 -0400</pubDate><category>tbd</category></item><item><title>Poking the nose of our retired old lady Coendou. It feels like a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/227f618e153b7d05b1b0a323799feea0/tumblr_mkyznrHNBd1qc2i4uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Poking the nose of our retired old lady Coendou. It feels like a marshmallow!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I FREAKING LOVE THIS JOB, OKAY?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/47516823228</link><guid>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/47516823228</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:09:20 -0400</pubDate><category>porcupine</category><category>coendou</category><category>zoo</category><category>comatt</category><category>zoological field</category><category>zoological career</category><category>mobile photo</category><category>mobile post</category></item><item><title>Hai tumblr. I'm officially 26 now. I'm old.</title><link>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/47000585775</link><guid>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/47000585775</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 00:37:36 -0400</pubDate><category>older than most of you anyway</category><category>i am old</category><category>like... dinosaur old</category><category>this has been a birthday post</category></item><item><title>FACT: My boys are cuter than yours, especially Luke Skywalker!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/657ec5d4b7e2e9212e5a9887312bdd54/tumblr_mkk8pjq5zi1qc2i4uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;FACT: My boys are cuter than yours, especially Luke Skywalker!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46825897357</link><guid>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46825897357</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 01:00:59 -0400</pubDate><category>mobile post</category><category>mobile photo</category><category>instagram</category><category>pets</category><category>cats</category><category>mammal</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f31530f7d6e12e06ba8331dad76ccd37/tumblr_mki8xbdnvd1r88nk9o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46737351255</link><guid>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46737351255</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 01:24:39 -0400</pubDate><category>killer whale</category><category>gif</category><category>photo</category><category>favorite</category><category>marine mammal</category><category>mammal</category></item><item><title>if you don’t think sloths are the best, you are doing it...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/280cf5e6a0bfe9e50d96c9d07805d94e/tumblr_mkdt6gGhwu1rm0jiuo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3274fa6925071246c81d188e9b4c3cd5/tumblr_mkdt6gGhwu1rm0jiuo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6238f5e25ee0ed05773f31c3770a865c/tumblr_mkdt6gGhwu1rm0jiuo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e90db53560b5ec60815bad3ffba477d7/tumblr_mkdt6gGhwu1rm0jiuo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;if you don’t think sloths are the best, you are doing it wrong.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46737244317</link><guid>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46737244317</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 01:22:59 -0400</pubDate><category>sloth</category><category>baby sloth</category><category>baby animals</category><category>favorite</category><category>gif</category><category>photoset</category><category>mammal</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsuqiqNmng1qaobbko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46737202465</link><guid>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46737202465</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 01:22:20 -0400</pubDate><category>lilo and stitch</category><category>lilo</category><category>stitch</category><category>disney</category><category>disney irl</category><category>favorite</category><category>aww</category><category>reblog</category></item><item><title>hipster-rawry:

we-arenotsoldiers:

brittlepageswornandfaded:

my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9u76vdeV1qdeti6o1_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9u76vdeV1qdeti6o2_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9u76vdeV1qdeti6o3_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9u76vdeV1qdeti6o4_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hipster-rawry.tumblr.com/post/39328830379/we-arenotsoldiers-brittlepageswornandfaded" target="_blank"&gt;hipster-rawry&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://we-arenotsoldiers.tumblr.com/post/39328667354/brittlepageswornandfaded" target="_blank"&gt;we-arenotsoldiers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brittlepageswornandfaded.tumblr.com/post/36666833862/myothertardisistheimpala-doctorcottrillwho" target="_blank"&gt;brittlepageswornandfaded&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://myothertardisistheimpala.tumblr.com/post/35802393806/doctorcottrillwho" target="_blank"&gt;myothertardisistheimpala&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doctorcottrillwho.tumblr.com/post/34981557239/matt-smiths-invisible-eyebrows" target="_blank"&gt;doctorcottrillwho&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://matt-smiths-invisible-eyebrows.tumblr.com/post/34100428749" target="_blank"&gt;matt-smiths-invisible-eyebrows&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" height="234" src="http://localhostr.com/file/930/VVM5IXrLsXdw/tumblr_mam5rgPbCS1rdns3wo1_400.gif" width="400"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" height="180" src="http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs5/2641935_o.gif" width="320"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AND YES&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THIS IS THE ONE THING I WILL REBLOG ON SIGHT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;EVERY TIME&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/Rory-Williams" target="_blank"&gt;#Rory Williams&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/Willing-to-do-what-must-be-done" target="_blank"&gt;#Willing to do what must be done&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/doctor-who" target="_blank"&gt;#doctor who&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THIS IS ACTUALLY WHY I’M DECIDING TO WATCH DOCTOR WHO PEOPLE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Converting people one sex joke at a time. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i should have been a bajillion percent done with this show at this point. I’m still herrrrre.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46736693636</link><guid>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46736693636</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 01:14:33 -0400</pubDate><category>doctor who</category><category>matt smith</category><category>the doctor</category><category>rory williams</category><category>rory pond</category><category>amy pond</category><category>the ponds</category><category>arthur darvill</category><category>sex joke</category><category>lulz</category><category>dirty</category><category>favorite</category></item><item><title>So... that internship in Hawai'i?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;GOT IT.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;On the spot. Without actually applying. And only answering, like, six quick questions, if that. Granted, this all depends on if I can get my money together to afford life in Hawai&amp;#8217;i for four months. Kickstarter advice anyone?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46735072038</link><guid>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46735072038</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2013 00:51:09 -0400</pubDate><category>tbd</category><category>this news trumps my upset over my shitty QWC assignments</category><category>because they're seriously meh</category><category>internship adventures</category></item><item><title>
magaloops replied to your post::  At sea life park?

I interned at Sea Life Park in the Fall of...</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;magaloops replied to your post::  At sea life park?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I interned at Sea Life Park in the Fall of 2008. This internship is not there.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;midwestofwhat replied to your post:  Congrats!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thank you person I have tumblr stalked but haven&amp;#8217;t spoken to but rather like anyway!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;momentsintopossibility replied to your post:  DUDE. WHERE?! That’s awesome. I hope you get it!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ll message you where. It isn&amp;#8217;t with animals, but it IS in Hawai&amp;#8217;i. It&amp;#8217;s an education internship. Sounds fun though!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;PS. j/k, it won&amp;#8217;t let me message you. :C&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;misfitmonica replied to your post:  That sounds so fantastic!! Good luck!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thank you, m&amp;#8217;am! I&amp;#8217;m excited/nervous for this thing to go down!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46703154641</link><guid>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46703154641</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:49:00 -0400</pubDate><category>magaloops</category><category>misfitmonica</category><category>midwestofwhat</category><category>momentsintopossobility</category><category>reply</category><category>tbd</category></item><item><title>My interview for the internship is in an hour. Crazy nervous.</title><link>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46699559020</link><guid>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46699559020</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>tbd</category></item><item><title>This evening I got a phone call for an internship interview on O'ahu. Not with marine mammals, though I could volunteer at SLP with birds on my off day. It's an education internship working with kids, so basically what I do for work already. The perks? Free room and borad and food, plus use of a vehicle on days off AND a nearly $300/month stipend. I MUST get this. I need to go "home" again.</title><link>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46564294704</link><guid>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46564294704</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:33:53 -0400</pubDate><category>internship</category><category>hawai'i</category><category>o'ahu</category><category>my island home forever</category><category>but seriously seeing a 808 number on my phone made me have a mild panic attack in the middle of fucking CLAIRES okay?</category><category>life is wonderful</category><category>internship adventures</category></item><item><title>Our sloths come in when it’s below 40 and today, I got to...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/offendedrhino/46480683557/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_46480683557" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="711" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Our sloths come in when it’s below 40 and today, I got to give them dinner in their overnight kennels. This is one of our girls who is incredibly active and personal. I love her so much!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46480683557</link><guid>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46480683557</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 23:49:10 -0400</pubDate><category>sloth</category><category>two-toed sloth</category><category>zoo</category><category>comatt</category><category>zoological field</category><category>zoological career</category><category>mobile post</category><category>video</category><category>J.J.</category><category>hoffman's two</category></item><item><title>Fact: this is the face of actual EVIL.

That is all.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a3039e5c6fb4e94d6ca93a2bda43bd6/tumblr_mkapb5AfAV1qc2i4uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fact: this is the face of actual EVIL.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That is all.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46384475485</link><guid>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/46384475485</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 21:24:02 -0400</pubDate><category>comatt</category><category>zoo</category><category>kinkajou</category><category>mammal</category><category>evil</category><category>tbe</category></item><item><title>So today there was some big event wherein animals we don’t...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/269a3675e55b19c52398fae5b23edded/tumblr_mk0xh1ucVH1qc2i4uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So today there was some big event wherein animals we don’t have on property were brought in to my zoo for a few hours. So today, for the first time ever, I could technically say we have giraffes. Er, giraffe. I ended up getting to stop by as this guy was being loaded up. I. Love. My. Job. OMG.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/45926259808</link><guid>http://offendedrhino.tumblr.com/post/45926259808</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 14:46:12 -0400</pubDate><category>zoo</category><category>giraffe</category><category>my photo</category><category>mammal</category><category>instagram</category><category>mobile photo</category><category>photo</category><category>job</category><category>work</category><category>zoological field</category><category>zoological educator</category><category>zoological career</category><category>life is wonderful</category><category>love my job</category></item></channel></rss>
