pantherwhales-spout:

izziesworldofizzie:

Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

"we have incompatible genitals" is now my favorite excuse.

^^^

(Source: spookyworldofspooky)

http://trainingisteaching.tumblr.com/post/89480442045/kyrrahaf-its-weird-to-me-that-people-will

kyrrahaf:

It’s weird to me that people will, with 100% certainty, argue with an animal trainer about the mood and behavior of the animals they work with. You’ve never interacted with that animal, and the person you’re saying is wrong sees them every day? I don’t see how you can be a better…

This is beautiful.

fishingboatproceeds:

godzilladez:

fishingboatproceeds:

Stop trying to make google+ happen, Gretchen.

Tumblr: Here’s everything Donut has ever been in. Here’s a fifteen second gif of this actor eating a donut. This is what it means when donuts are eaten in this sign. Here’s how to kill somebody with a donut. Here’s how to bury a body with a donut. Here’s Supernatural. 

Here’s Benedict Cumberbatch eating a donut. Here’s a map of per capita donut consumption. Here’s an inspirational quote about beauty written in helvetica on a donut. Here’s how donuts are tools of the patriarchy. 
God I love tumblr.

fishingboatproceeds:

godzilladez:

fishingboatproceeds:

Stop trying to make google+ happen, Gretchen.

Tumblr: Here’s everything Donut has ever been in. Here’s a fifteen second gif of this actor eating a donut. This is what it means when donuts are eaten in this sign. Here’s how to kill somebody with a donut. Here’s how to bury a body with a donut. Here’s Supernatural. 

Here’s Benedict Cumberbatch eating a donut. Here’s a map of per capita donut consumption. Here’s an inspirational quote about beauty written in helvetica on a donut. Here’s how donuts are tools of the patriarchy. 

God I love tumblr.

(Source: elysemarshall)


drink with me, to days gone by.to the life, that used to be.at the shrine of friendship never say diehere’s to you, and here’s to me…

drink with me, to days gone by.
to the life, that used to be.
at the shrine of friendship never say die
here’s to you, and here’s to me…

legendary-gaurdian-of-fun:

enterthedreamatorium:



Stop scrolling.
“Hi! I’m the Doctor. I noticed you were having a bit of a bad day. So! Convinced you’re not important, eh? I’ve never heard a stupider stupid thought in my life. Wait. No. That sounds bad. Misguided, is that a nicer word? I don’t mean that YOU’RE stupid, but just your thoughts are stupid—
Right, anyway. Popped by in the TARDIS to remind you that I have never met someone who isn’t important. And if you’re clever and want to tell me we’ve never met, I’d like to remind you I said, ‘Hi! I’m the Doctor,’ and that counts as an introduction.
You matter. Just remember that. You matter.”

Fuck me I’m crying cause I read this in his voice and now I feel better. 

I don’t even watch Doctor Who but I needed this so bad oh my god who let me be a person

I did the same thing this is amazing

legendary-gaurdian-of-fun:

enterthedreamatorium:

Stop scrolling.

“Hi! I’m the Doctor. I noticed you were having a bit of a bad day. So! Convinced you’re not important, eh? I’ve never heard a stupider stupid thought in my life. Wait. No. That sounds bad. Misguided, is that a nicer word? I don’t mean that YOU’RE stupid, but just your thoughts are stupid—

Right, anyway. Popped by in the TARDIS to remind you that I have never met someone who isn’t important. And if you’re clever and want to tell me we’ve never met, I’d like to remind you I said, ‘Hi! I’m the Doctor,’ and that counts as an introduction.

You matter. Just remember that. You matter.”

Fuck me I’m crying cause I read this in his voice and now I feel better. 

I don’t even watch Doctor Who but I needed this so bad oh my god who let me be a person

I did the same thing this is amazing

(Source: mishaisourking)